Where Would Cort Spend His Honeymoon?

I’ve gotten myself into an unfortunate situation. A few days ago I attempted to log in to my old Yahoo email account that I used throughout middle school and some of high school. I thought I remembered the password, but apparently not.

There’s a protocol for these situations, of course, so I wasn’t too worried. I clicked on the security question that would reveal my password upon being answered correctly, and this is what I saw:

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This is confusing for several reasons. Mainly the fact that I’ve never been on a honeymoon.

Here’s what I assume happened: In 2009 I updated my security question and chose this one because I had an answer that I probably thought was hilarious or clever, an answer I would never forget.

Unfortunately, this is not the case.


I recently watched True Detective, and I’m feeling like it’s time for a nice little investigation.

What I need from you:

Leave a comment or find some other way to tell me what you think the correct answer is to this question. Your answer might be the key that unlocks this mystery.

Why should you help me:


If your honeymoon location is the correct answer, I will reward you.

– If you live near me, I will buy a Little Caesers┬áHOT-N-READY┬« and split it with you.

– If you live far away, I will send you something exciting in the mail. You have my word.

Alright True Detectives, let’s crack this case.

True Detective

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One Response to Where Would Cort Spend His Honeymoon?

  1. Mike says:

    The Kilns, Oxford

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